Wait, they don't come from eggs?
Real life is absurd. Some people think more money = better than, but I don't agree. I post creepy, thoughtful, funny and obscene stuff. Enjoy.
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Photo reblogged from crushing, crashing, atom-smashing!
Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.You know, I always did like Scarlett Johannson.
Dat side-eye.
Let me just hug you forever Miss Johannson.
That reporter should be sacked on the spot.
Holy shit. SJ, let me love you.
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Photoset reblogged from KNOWING WHO YOU ARE IS HALF THE BATTLE
I’m a size 9/10
are you FUCKING kidding me, fashion world?
My skinny ass is a plus size? What’s the new medium? What the fuck is the new small?
When did 10 become a plus size? AFAIK, plus sizes are 14+?
In any case, don’t pay attention to the labels, darling. You look beautiful the way you are, and clothing companies play games all the time with clothing sizes to try and either attack or reassure their customers. Ever wondered why Old Navy fits like a Russian circus tent, but an Esprit tshirt is skintight unless your ribcage is tiny like cornish game hen.